The Liar’s Secret Evil Oath Revealed*
|With a hand on someone else’s checkbook or reputation… |
I solemnly swear to avoid the truth;
The whole truth;
Any part of the truth;
Using every tool on the Liar’s List, and more;
To lie, mislead, misstate, demean, humiliate, and subvert;
To disparage the truth, and threaten pain and suffering to truthtellers.
* Note: These ideas came to mind while watching a number of far-out-there Congressmen working on destroying our democracy and blaming it on everybody else. If you have additions to this oath, I would be happy to publish them in an upcoming issue of Savvy. – Jim
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